Lovely Day
So, it's cold and snowy and icy here. I thought I'd warm my heart by revisiting the quote list of 2002-2003. Here are some more fun ones to share...
“God was really creative when he created you, Alan.” Laura, barely able to complete her sentence because she was laughing so hard.
“I’m sorry if I’m snotty around you sometimes.” Alan to Ali
“Uh…. (nervous laughter) Ok…?” Ali, thinking he had said, “I’m sorry if I’m naughty around you sometimes…."
“I like to stew in my own juices,” Alan on the benefits of not showering.
“Anus freakin’ mama, hee mahama!!” Bercos expressing pain over ripped leg flesh.
“Ali, what was his big surprise?” – Laura asking about Jim
“He found a church down there that he really likes.” - Ali about Jim
“He bought you a shirt down there?” – Laura
“Yeah....” – Ali
“Awwwww!” Laura
“Bercos, you would look so gay.” – Anonymous
“Bercos, you would look so much hotter than you do!” – Steve
“Yeah, Bercos. You’ve just got a mullet head.” – Dom
“Chicks with mullets are hot. They look like female lions.” Steve
“See it doesn’t sound as bad as when you say it.” Laura referring to the unmentionable anatomical region.
“That’s because it doesn’t make me feel all giggly inside!” Ali
“Did he just say boob?!?” Kelly
“Yes!” Bercos
“Yeah, Jason! Let’s talk more about boobs!!” Jeff
“Do you have a stinker in your pants? Cause you’re being a big stinker!” Ali to Alan.
“I could piss 3 buckets! I could eat 3 apes!!” Bercos finding out about Kevin’s plans to propose to Lauren.
“That’s a compliment! Female lions are HOT!” Steve (who obviously has a thing for lions....)
“ANUS LIPS!!!” Bercos as she falls off the mountain
“Oh, you wanna know how I enjoy it? One by one, I pull my arms out of my leg.” BJ referring to how she’d rather mutilate herself than do business homework.
“Bloody fools of the North!” Kristi, in response to being impaled in the flesh by a tent peg.
Steve to Kristi, Ali, Lauren, & BJ sleeping out in the front yard: “Remember… just grab, twist, and pull.” (complete with hand motions)
posted by BJ at 7:59 AM
4 Comments:
I LOVE it!!! after a long hard day of working with miscreants, this was exactly what i needed to read. I miss you beej.
thank you, thank you, for the best laugh I've had in....months!
General comment, unrelated to this post: I clicked on the link to "The Goz" and it did not take me to the Goz that I know. What is up with that?
ah yes... goz the Elder. The link it took you to is Cara.... Amy's older sister. Go back and visit the site. She is a very talented and often hilarious writer!! Glad I could make you laugh. :)
triz... i miss you too!
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