Better Man

I am a dork. Should go without being said. I just picked up a fairly full topless cup of soda, only to basically throw it back at my desk. I'm not sure really what happened. I was getting ready to take a drink and decided mid-air to readjust my grip on the cup. Somehow, that equated to my cup flying across my desk, dousing everything in sight with coke. I'm surprised my laptop is still working.

Not to be outdone by myself in an awe-inspiring display of coordination and talent, while I was mopping up the sticky mess, I inadvertently knocked over another cup I had sitting on my desk, this time containing water.

The conclusion, my friends, is two fold. One: I have too many partially full cups of liquid on my desk. Two: If this is how much damage I can cause in 30 seconds with two cups of liquid due to my utter lack of dexterity, I should not be allowed to drive. Or ride a bike for that matter.

In the mean time, I've rediscovered how much I like Better Man by Pearl Jam.

I've also decided to learn how to play drums. So far, it's going good enough much thanks to Dave "Don't Call Me Davie" Royer. Maybe that will help my dexterity.